10 Things Women Do to Piss Off Men….

I’m probably going to get in a little trouble for letting the cat out of the bag.  But we can do a lot to piss off the loves of our lives.  Some do it on purpose and some just don’t know any better.  We all do at least one thing on this list.  The sad part? A lot of women will never admit that they do anything wrong. So what made this list?!  Let’s check it out:

#10: Comparing the New Guy to the Old Guy – This can go both ways.  Telling your new person over and over again that your old person used to do all these things.  That they were better at x, y, z….Not good.  This makes your current person think they’re not good enough.  Wondering why you even bothered to date them in the first place.

#9: Being Indecisive – Women can take this trait to a whole new level.  Ever ask a woman what they want to eat?  It’s as if you asked for the meaning of life.  We can’t do it.  So many options.  We can’t even pick out an outfit for a date let alone pick a restaurant.  So before you get all “here we go again”, just give us less options to choose from.

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#8: Playing Games – Why are women so manipulative?  Some of us can’t help it.  I’m not sure if society has made us this way or not.  We’re so concerned about walking down the aisle that half the time we don’t even realize what we’re doing.

#7: Not Respecting Hobbies – Which hobbies you ask? All of them.  Chances are they were playing video games and going to the gym way before you came along.  Men don’t need to be by your side every minute of everyday.  They need space to blow off steam.  So instead of saying “you never spend any time with me”…(wah wah wah) why don’t you join them?  I mean….I’m horrible at playing video games (my fingers don’t bend that way) but I can watch.  Take the time to actually learn about the sports they like & who their favorite teams are. Or………………….wait for it……………..find your own damn hobby and let it go.  Just a thought.

#6: Not Respecting “Guy” Time – Another one that can go both ways. I don’t know about you, but I love hanging out with the girls.  So why should it be weird if the bf wants to hang with the guys?  What the hell do you think they’re doing?  Mostly they’re just talking shit.  About sports, about cars, about you…. They might be telling everyone how cray cray you are!  Let me guess, the psycho crazy bitch part of you will lead me right into the next one:

#5: Jealousy – Yeah I said it.  We can be some crazy jealous bitches. If we have the slightest inclination that you’re stepping out….Watch out.  We will investigate evrything and make your life miserable.  We will check your phone, computer and fact check anything that comes out of your mouth.  And yes, we will troll FB & IG and see who’s commenting on your status.

#4: Being Bossy – Let’s get something straight…Your boyfriend/husband is not your child. It is not your fucking job to tell him what he needs to be doing and how fast it should be done. Don’t you realize he already has a Mother? He’s an adult.  Whether you like it or not, you’re not in charge of him.

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#3: Nagging – do you nag? do you nag? do you nag? It’s like hearing Stewie call “Mom” a thousand times. To men, the sound of nagging, is like nails scratching a blackboard. They hate it.  I’m pretty sure they actually heard you the first time.  Unless they turned their listening ears off and tuned you out because you won’t keep your mouth shut.

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#2: Being too Emotional – Waterworks… Crying is nothing more than a trap.  We use it to get everything.  You guys fall for it most of the time.  If we’re not crying, we’re hysterical.  Kind of like bat  shit crazy.  Like Iyanla says: “if you see crazy coming, cross the street”.  This should be your new motto.

#1: Whining: For the love of everything that’s holy, talk like a normal person.  That’s it.  I’m sure men everywhere are like: YES!!!

So what did we learn from this inside look?  The best way is to just be yourself.  But if your true self is a crazy, jealous, bossy bitch who whines….then every man should run across the street!!

xoxo ~ D

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16 Responses to “10 Things Women Do to Piss Off Men….”

  1. ShernetteOctober 6, 2015 at 11:35 pm #

    This was actually a hilarious read! The cats or of the bag, and I’m actually pretty happy about it in this moment !

    • Doris MartinOctober 7, 2015 at 10:22 am #

      Thank you so much!!

  2. Monica GrisalesOctober 27, 2015 at 1:34 pm #

    I didn’t know you wrote Doris! So proud of you. You hit the nail right on the head with this one! I totally agree. I’ve been through IT 3 times!!! Ugh…I finally found ONE man that took the time to tell me “talk to me don’t cry about it”, “I’ll talk to you but I”m not fighting about it”, “here’s $20 go dancing with your friends, Bayn and I will be fine” . Love it, I’m only starting to read your creations but so far I love what I’ve read! Kudos my old friend, KUDOS!!

    • Doris MartinOctober 27, 2015 at 5:27 pm #

      Aww thx girlie!! I’ve been writing forever..songs, poems, short stories. So glad your able to peep what I have to say and are enjoying it as well!! I’m so happy you finally found what you’ve needed all along for your family. You’re hubby is a keeper 🙂
      ~ keep me posted on what you think as you join the journey! Hope to see you soon. xo

  3. CarlaOctober 28, 2015 at 11:21 pm #

    Hola Doris!,
    Two things…thank you for sharing. It’s def nice to know the life is real and the struggle is understood!.

    • Doris MartinOctober 29, 2015 at 9:05 am #

      Thx!!! The struggle is beyond real!!

  4. Elizabeth EdgarJanuary 15, 2016 at 7:50 am #

    Then find a man that will accept your whiny, bossy, jealous, crazy and bitchy self! Problem solved. 😉

    • Doris MartinJanuary 15, 2016 at 10:18 am #

      Hahaha!!! It would be for those that fall into this list

  5. KDJanuary 15, 2016 at 8:45 pm #

    This was pretty funny. Number 9 is the truest for me though. lol. My wife never knows what she wants to do or eat. I’m forced to make all of the decisions.

  6. TessJanuary 16, 2016 at 12:05 am #

    Totally with you on being indecisive. This annoys my boyfriend to the max!

  7. Bree HoganJanuary 16, 2016 at 1:25 am #

    What a fab read, it gave me a good chuckle!

  8. Petra | Living In An Online WorldJanuary 16, 2016 at 4:39 am #

    This was too funny!! I have to admit I am guilty of being bossy sometimes. What can I say I just like it when things are done my way! 😉

  9. HannahJanuary 16, 2016 at 9:36 am #

    All i want to say in NAILED IT! lol this was hilarious

  10. Marielle AltenorJanuary 17, 2016 at 6:53 pm #

    Laughing so hard because I have done these to my hubby. I’m still learning to speak normally (itsss harrrdddd *insert whiny tone*). LOL

  11. Celeste ChoiJanuary 18, 2016 at 5:55 pm #

    Meal-time is me and my hunny. We go through the whole ‘What do you want to eat” cycle. It’s kind of funny sometimes. Sometimes 😉

  12. vei4346February 14, 2016 at 9:55 pm #

    I understand the article and I feel ya. However, I think our main issue is communicating properly and meaning what you say. So If you communicate at various times for him to do a chore and he doesn’t do it, then kick him out. Don’t nag him, just simply say “I’ve asked you to …….many times, you refuse to cooperate so its time to go”! Saves a lot of time for you and him. He didn’t want to do the chore or stop playing video games all day. Don’t try to keep trying to work it out by nagging.
    Men comprehend ACTION, not nagging.

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