I’m probably going to get in a little trouble for letting the cat out of the bag. But we can do a lot to piss off the loves of our lives. Some do it on purpose and some just don’t know any better. We all do at least one thing on this list. The sad part? A lot of women will never admit that they do anything wrong. So what made this list?! Let’s check it out:
#10: Comparing the New Guy to the Old Guy – This can go both ways. Telling your new person over and over again that your old person used to do all these things. That they were better at x, y, z….Not good. This makes your current person think they’re not good enough. Wondering why you even bothered to date them in the first place.
#9: Being Indecisive – Women can take this trait to a whole new level. Ever ask a woman what they want to eat? It’s as if you asked for the meaning of life. We can’t do it. So many options. We can’t even pick out an outfit for a date let alone pick a restaurant. So before you get all “here we go again”, just give us less options to choose from.
#8: Playing Games – Why are women so manipulative? Some of us can’t help it. I’m not sure if society has made us this way or not. We’re so concerned about walking down the aisle that half the time we don’t even realize what we’re doing.
#7: Not Respecting Hobbies – Which hobbies you ask? All of them. Chances are they were playing video games and going to the gym way before you came along. Men don’t need to be by your side every minute of everyday. They need space to blow off steam. So instead of saying “you never spend any time with me”…(wah wah wah) why don’t you join them? I mean….I’m horrible at playing video games (my fingers don’t bend that way) but I can watch. Take the time to actually learn about the sports they like & who their favorite teams are. Or………………….wait for it……………..find your own damn hobby and let it go. Just a thought.
#6: Not Respecting “Guy” Time – Another one that can go both ways. I don’t know about you, but I love hanging out with the girls. So why should it be weird if the bf wants to hang with the guys? What the hell do you think they’re doing? Mostly they’re just talking shit. About sports, about cars, about you…. They might be telling everyone how cray cray you are! Let me guess, the psycho crazy bitch part of you will lead me right into the next one:
#5: Jealousy – Yeah I said it. We can be some crazy jealous bitches. If we have the slightest inclination that you’re stepping out….Watch out. We will investigate evrything and make your life miserable. We will check your phone, computer and fact check anything that comes out of your mouth. And yes, we will troll FB & IG and see who’s commenting on your status.
#4: Being Bossy – Let’s get something straight…Your boyfriend/husband is not your child. It is not your fucking job to tell him what he needs to be doing and how fast it should be done. Don’t you realize he already has a Mother? He’s an adult. Whether you like it or not, you’re not in charge of him.
#3: Nagging – do you nag? do you nag? do you nag? It’s like hearing Stewie call “Mom” a thousand times. To men, the sound of nagging, is like nails scratching a blackboard. They hate it. I’m pretty sure they actually heard you the first time. Unless they turned their listening ears off and tuned you out because you won’t keep your mouth shut.
#2: Being too Emotional – Waterworks… Crying is nothing more than a trap. We use it to get everything. You guys fall for it most of the time. If we’re not crying, we’re hysterical. Kind of like bat shit crazy. Like Iyanla says: “if you see crazy coming, cross the street”. This should be your new motto.
#1: Whining: For the love of everything that’s holy, talk like a normal person. That’s it. I’m sure men everywhere are like: YES!!!
So what did we learn from this inside look? The best way is to just be yourself. But if your true self is a crazy, jealous, bossy bitch who whines….then every man should run across the street!!
xoxo ~ D